Tony Abbott reinvents the "undeserving poor" (see Shaw’s "Pygmalion") and calls it "new conservatism"

The Workhouse was a really neat idea, Tony. Perhaps that needs to be reinvented too.

Let’s also put Samuel Smiles back on the school reading lists, eh!

New conservatism? NEW conservatism???

Tony is sounding more like the amazing talking and whistling sphincter every day…