To Senator Nick Minchin

28 Nov

Dear Senator Minchin

I am a great admirer of your principled positions on issues like the monarchy and above all on so-called global warming. That you are sticking it up that socialist glove puppet Malcolm Turnbull fills me with joy!

I treasure your sage words on Four Corners earlier this month:

I frankly strongly object to you know, politicians and others trying to terrify 12 year old girls that their planet’s about to melt, you know. I mean really it is appalling some of that that sort of behaviour…

For the extreme left it provides the opportunity to do what they’ve always wanted to do, to sort of de-industrialise the western world. You know the collapse of communism was a disaster for the left, and the, and really they embraced environmentalism as their new religion…

I don’t mind being branded a sceptic about the theory that that human emissions and CO2 are the main driver of global change – of global warming. I don’t accept that and I’ve said that publically. I guess if I can say it, I would hope that others would feel free to do so…

Such wit! Such god-like wisdom! No sir, I am not sucking up. It’s my true if humble opinion.

Therefore I feel bound, in case you have missed it, to draw your attention to some rats in the ranks, people we once thought were good sound conservatives who have been white-anted and brainwashed by the Global Warming Lobby. I am not sure which is more shocking, though I suppose one should never trust a Frenchman. And those Kiwis are little better, even if John Key is partly on message with us. But then even if they now have, as of this week, “Moderated Emissions Trading” it’s still emissions trading, isn’t it? Weak bastards! How much can a sheep’s fart be worth, I wonder?

But I digress.

What must appal us staunch supporters of Her Gracious Majesty Queen Elizabeth II is that she now seems to have been seduced! Can you believe it? Of course she is over 80, but I ask you!

And on this, the eve of the UN Copenhagen Summit on Climate Change, the Commonwealth has an opportunity to lead once more. The threat to our environment is not a new concern. But it is now a global challenge which will continue to affect the security and stability of millions for years to come.  Many of those affected are among the most vulnerable, and many of the people least well able to withstand the adverse effects of Climate Change live in the Commonwealth.

Really, you just don’t know who to trust any more, do you?

2009-10-13-20-1A_queenelizabeth Exposed! Secret Agent of World Socialism and so-called Environmentalism!

I wouldn’t trust that Joe Hockey if I were you either, just between you and me. He has shown himself to be unsound before today on the issues that concern all right-thinking conservatives. (Can we change the name of our party please? Why “Liberal” for heaven’s sake?) On Hockey I rather wish I had written Joe Hockey reveals climate ignorance which, however, does come from one of the few reliable sources in these dark days when even the House of Windsor has strayed into error.

Best wishes

A Secret Admirer


Posted by on November 28, 2009 in climate change, environment, satire



6 responses to “To Senator Nick Minchin

  1. Bruce

    November 28, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    *Chortle* 😀

  2. Martin

    November 28, 2009 at 8:19 pm

    It’s like shooting fish in a barrel, isn’t it?

  3. tikno

    November 29, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Neil, I just digress.
    What percentage of Australians who accept the Queen of England as the Head of State?

  4. Neil

    November 29, 2009 at 9:33 am

    While there is considerable affection for the present Queen and many (like me) who value the Commonwealth (membership of which does not depend on our remaining a monarchy — see India for example) the swing towards having our “own” head of state is on. For stats see Wikipedia and for arguments for and against see Debate: Australian republic vs. monarchy.

  5. John Kross

    November 29, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    To Senator Nick Minchin
    I fully support your stance against this coordinated Left wing madness of AGW nonsense to tax the world to death. The polls are driven by the gullible media who swallow everything dished out by crooked “scientists” ala, CRU data fudgers and destroyers of real hard data. I suggest that in the coming days when interviewed by the media, push the rottenness of the CRU as much as you can. That is your strength, the weapon that would dent the alarmists camp. Drive this CRU issue hard so the media should treat it as front page news. Dont just dwell too much on leadership or ETS, that is all too common. Hit them on the bad science and the rottenness at CRU. PLEASE. Go public on this single issue. To date, the public knows litle of this because the media is refusing to acknowledge this as they are drunk with Al Gore’s the Inconevenient Truth trash. Drive home the message that CRU has been feeding fudged science to the IPCC which the UN, Obama and Rudd have swallowed.
    Thank you for reading this and for your time.
    John Kross

  6. Neil

    November 29, 2009 at 5:27 pm

    Thanks, John, for not reading any other post here, it would seem. However, to each his own. In case you return, please read more. I am not swayed by Al Gore, but by scientists of the calibre of those mentioned here in other posts on the subject.


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